Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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