I wannas sexs uuuuu
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
