my mouth tastes like poor choices
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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