You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
