Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
