who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
sex in a hospital.. check
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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