i dont even know how to be here
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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