He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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