how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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