Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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