SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
