haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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