P.S. I can't hear my feet
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You made out with two different species that night
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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