He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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