My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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