There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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