Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
can u get pink eye on your cock?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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