Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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