READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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