I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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