Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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