we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I need to sanitize my soul.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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