Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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