Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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