But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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