wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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