He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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