Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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