So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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