try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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