But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Will exercising make me less horny?
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