oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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