Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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