at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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