i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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