fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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