in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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