I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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