It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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