He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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