1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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