She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He told me they were just razor bumps!
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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