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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Randomize
