Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
So vagazzling was a success
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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