Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
