hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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