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highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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