Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
