so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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