Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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