Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
