big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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